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WARNING: The following program is unsuitable
for young viewers. Parental discression is advised. Contains action of a graphic nature. Not for the faint of heart.
Watching the following is consenting and condoning the following events. Legal action may not be taken against
the producers or workers involved with this product. Doing so is punishable by banishment from any contact with
the CNWF² indefinitely. If you have any questions about what happens at the show, please let the president
know before doing anything else. In most cases he can help.
CNWF²
CYBERNETIC WRESTLING FEDERATION²
PRESENTS:
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DANGER
ZONE!!
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Monday, December 8, 1997
10:00 pm - 12:00 pm PST
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WELCOME
TO THE NEXT DIMENSION
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Location : Gainsville, Georgia
Arena : Georgia Mountains Center
Maximum Attendance: 8,000
In Attendance : 8,000 (sell out)
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{introduction}
The camera fades in. The "Danger
Zone" Theme begins to play as several shots of different matches are shown. Kain Piller is seen throwing BigFig
out of the ring at the Battle Royal. 'Iron King' Jeff Beam is then shown beating the heck out of Bob F'n Holly.
Evil Lord Pelius is shown executing a heart punch on Akai Daragon. Da SuPerFan is seen executing the "Ghetto
Blasta" on Heartbreak Kris. Many more shots are shown from previous Danger Zones as well. Finally, the intro
ends.
{cut to panningshot of the arena}
The arena is jam packed for the small
place it is compared to others. Many fans are holding up signs in favor of Pelius of Clamorus, but there is also
quite a following of Evil Lord Pelius fans here as well... for some reason expecting his return to the squared
circle of the Squared CNWF. There is also quite a huge Dominator of Destruction following here. One huge sign that
is noticeable is "Kick Kris Out!". In fact, there are many signs protesting Heartbreak Kris even being
in the CNWF². One sign that also catches one's eye is one that reads "CAIN = ICON". There are many
more signs, but they are not on camera long enough to read very well.
{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Lex Victor, Frenchie Parker, and Slick
Nicholas are the commentators on hand. Lex is wearing a business suit. Slick Nicholas is wearing a black t-shirt
with "Danger Zone™" printed in red across the front. Over that he is wearing a black jacket . Frenchie
Parker is once again wearing his tuxedo with the bright red bowtie and has his hair hanging to the sides this time.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Here
we are for another edition of Danger Zone! A lot of our fans may be wondering why we are here in "enemy territory"...
well, take a look at this sold out arena and you tell me! We have our fans down south as you guys can plainly see.
This all has to do with when we had CNWF² based in Florida. I did a lot of campaigning down here and I made
it a point to claim the south for CNWF². Besides, people are saying it's us who made wrestling the most watched
sport in America... though I don't totally agree with this... but hey, we have our fans, we have our friends, we
have our money. What more do we want?
Slick Nicholas: Well, Lex, I think I am speaking for more than just for myself when I say -we want the freakin' action-!
Get on with it already!
Frenchie Parker: Alright Slick!
Lex Victor: Don't
forget who pays your bills.
Slick Nicholas: Don't forget who brings you your ratings.
Frenchie Parker: {laughing} You're the man, Slick!
Lex Victor: {a bid
disgusted} Well, anyway, we have quite a lineup tonight. To start things off we have Malibu Mike Donovan fighting
the very talented Suicide. Later tonight, Donovan is also in a main event tag team match against Beantown Bully
and a mystery partner. Donovan and Bad Ass John are going to have problems without knowing just who the mystery
partner is.
Slick Nicholas: You have to be kidding, Lex. I mean Mike Donovan could handle any two MoBsters any day of the week
single handedly! I don't even think he needs Bad Ass John to help him. Which reminds me... how about your suit
against the WWF for stealing our ideas?
Lex Victor: Never
mind about the suit. We also have Backbreaker fighting Crow later on tonight. Crow just came off of an impressive
victory over the newcomer, Dan McCain on the Friday Ride show just a few days ago. We'll see just what he can do
against the two time former television champion, Backbreaker.
Slick Nicholas: I used to think that Backbreaker was a real top athlete here, but he's been demanding that I suck
up to him in his interviews. Lex, tell him not to do that anymore! It's ruining my style! Next time I do an interview
with him, I want it live so I can say a few things about him.
Lex Victor: Yeah...
well... we also have Jake "The Rattler" Rennels making his debut against Death later on as well. This
should be interesting as Death wants to climb back to the top, but I'm sure Rennels wants to make an impression
here as well.
Slick Nicholas: I know what you're really thinking, Lex. Rennels is going to get his clock cleaned by Death!
Lex Victor: That
is the more truthful approach, isn't it? You're right. I really don't think Rennels has a chance. Well, we also
have Agony fighting Big Daddy Brain, and then an interesting match with CAIN fighting the Underfaker. I hope those
Titan fools take a good look at this match. This is our answer to them stealing our ideas.
Frenchie Parker: Way to go Lex! It's about time you stood up to them..
Lex Victor: We're
the originators. Everyone else are just immitators. Then we have Ryan "Da Bastich" Morris fighting John
Donley which should be good, and then we have The Maverick fighting Morpheus. We really have some top action tonight!
Slick Nicholas: I think I sensed a little bit of sarcasm in that undeniably corporate voice of yours, Lex. I mean
was this any way to prepare for a pay per view like Broken Dreams? I know that's what you're thinking.
Lex Victor: The
main event match should be plenty to prepare for Broken Dreams. With all this speculation going on about who the
mystery partner is, and Donovan fighting Beantown Bully tonight in the tag match... well, you guys get the picture.
Anyway, here comes Malibu Mike Donovan.
{cut to shot of the walkway}
"Malmusic" blares over the
public address system as the muscular Mike Donovan makes his way to the ring. The ring announcer can barely be
heard over the music and the loud jeers from the audience. Surrounding Donovan are his ever present cheerleaders.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Donovan steps in the ring through the
ropes and waits for his opponent as the booing grows even more.
{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: There he is, Lex! That's your next CNWF² World Champion.
Lex Victor: He does
have a chance against the Bully, I suppose.
Frenchie Parker: Come off it, Lex. You know Donovan's your next World Champion.
Lex Victor: You
never really know anything until it happens.
{ring}
"Malmusic" dies down as the
ring announcer announces the next match.
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Boston, Massachusets; weighing
two-hundred thirty-eight pounds... Suicide!
{cut to shot of the walkway}
As Suicide makes his way to the ring,
the audience cheers loudly. He just walks to the ring, occasionally slapping hands with the fans.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Suicide enters the ring and is ready
to wrestle. The referee calls for the timekeeper to ring the bell, which he does, so the match begins.
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Malibu Mike Donovan vs Suicide
6'-3", 252 lbs — 6'-3",
238 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match)
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{ring}
Suicide and Donovan circle eachother
for a bit in the ring before finally locking up. Donovan quickly turns the lock up into a side headlock which doesn't
last very long due to Suicide turning it into a back suplex. He decides not to waste any time and goes for a cover
which Donovan kicks out of before the referee can even begin the count. When they both get back up to their feet,
Donovan slaps Suicide across the face. This prompts Suicide to run angrily at Donovan who simbly takes him down
with an arm drag into an arm bar. Suicide is trying to get back to his feet, but Donovan decides to durn the arm
bar into a hammer lock and force Suicide into the canvas. While still holding him in the hammer lock, he grabs
him in a chin lock with his free hand.
{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: Look at that! Donovan's teaching this piece of trash how to wrestle! That hold -has-
to be painful!
Lex Victor: Well,
Suicide is having a hard time getting out of this one. With only one arm to try to push himself back to his feet
it won't be easy.
Frenchie Parker: Like Slick said, this is our next World Champion.
{ring}
Suicide reaches out with his free arm
and through a mirical he grabs the bottom rope. The referee now tells Donovan to release the hold, but he doesn't.
The referee then begins his count, but Donovan still does not let go. Finally, the ref nearly makes it to five,
then he lets go. He gets up and starts saying something to the referee, but as he is doing that he catches a drop
kick to the back of the head, courtesy of Suicide. Suicide again quickly goes for the cover, but only gets a one
count this time. This time as Donovan gets up and goes after him, Suicide takes him down with a Japanese arm drag,
then follows up from that with a quick guillotine leg drop. He then locks Donovan in a reverse chin lock.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Suicide
showing some quick ring work right there. Now he's trying to wear Donovan down.
Slick Nicholas: That isn't going to work, Lex. He can't outwrestle Donovan!
Frenchie Parker: Yeah. Suicide should stick to the little leagues.
Lex Victor: Well,
Donovan's back up to his feet, but Suicide isn't letting go of the hold. Donovan now just backed him into the turnbuckle...
now he released the hold. Donovan now with a right hand... dodged by Suicide! Suicide now connecting with several
kicks to the midsection, oh my! A reverse spin kick to the jaw! That should get him!
Slick Nicholas: This is Mike Donovan we're talking about! Not some no talent newbie like Suicide.
Lex Victor: Of
course, Donovan has another match later in the night against Beantown Bully and a mystery partner. Who knows if
he will still be ready for it after this match right here!
Slick Nicholas: Of course he'll be ready! He's the best.
{ring}
Suicide is going for a cover at this
time, but Donovan just barely kicked out near the three count. As Donovan stands up in a daze, Suicide hoists him
up on his back and holds him there for a bit... then falls backwards completing a reverse fallaway slam. Suicide
goes for yet another cover, but again only gets a two count. Suicide is looking a bit frustrated now as he can't
seem to put Donovan away. As he gets back up to his feet trying to decide what to do next, Donovan clotheslines
him from behind sending him to the outside of the ring.
{cut to ringside shot}
Donovan himself goes out on to the ring
apron and leaps on to Suicide with a bulldog. Suicide is in bad shape.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: I
think Suicide is in pretty bad shape after that maneuver.
Slick Nicholas: Like it really took a rocket scientist to figure that one out, Lex.
Frenchie Parker: Donovan just bashed Suicide's face into the steel steps! Look at that! Now he rolled
him back in the ring.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Donovan is now entering the ring again.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Donovan's
following him back in... oh my! He caught a crescent kick to the jaw! Donovan's down! Here's Suicide with another
pinning attempt! One! Two! Thr... no! He almost had him.
Slick Nicholas: Suicide isn't going to win this match... and theres a clothesline from Malibu sending
Suicide right to the canvas. That's what you do with these insolent idiots.
Frenchie Parker: Flexing your muscles does wonders, ya know.
Lex Victor: Um...
yeah. And an Irish whip to the corner. I don't think Malibu is playing nice anymore. Well, here comes Suicide...
quick move behind Donovan... backslide! One! Two! No! He didn't quite get him. They are both back up now, Suicide
with a whip to the ropes on Donovan... oh no! It looks like he was trying for a back body drop, but Donovan didn't
go over!
{ring}
Donovan quickly grabs Suicide around
his waist and picks him up in a piledriver position. He then leaps in the air and lands hard completing the "Malibu
Adjustment" piledriver.
{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: Look at that idiot, Lex! This one's history! One, two, three! There's your future
CNWF² World Heavyweight Champion! Malibu Mike Donovan is the man.
Lex Victor: Well,
he won.
{ring}
Malibu Mike Donovan is celebrating as
the ring announcer announces that he won the match... but it is inaudible due to the tremendous booing from the
audience. Mike Donovan just walks out of the ring surrounded by his cheerleaders as "Malmusic" plays
once again.
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Malibu Mike Donovan by Pin Via "Malibu
Adjustment" Piledriver
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Slick Nicholas: That was fantastic, Lex! Look at that! Right there the MoB got what they had coming to them! {laughing}
And they got it from the man, Malibu Mike Donovan.
{arena}
"Malmusic" finally fades out.
{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: That was a great match.
Lex Victor: Yeah.
Anyway, we have to go to a commercial break. Once we get back we have Backbreaker fighting Crow. Don't go away.
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